From Barron's Online

Thanks to Blake Golding for sending this to us!

Edward McDermott, a reader with a Fey sense of humor, sent along the following and we thought you might get a kick our of it. it's titled, "If God texted the Ten Commandments to Moses."

1. Not b4 me, srsly.
2. dnt worship pix/idols.
3. no omg's.
4. no wrk on w/ed (sat 4 now, sun l8r).
5. pos ok-ur m&d r cool.
6. don't kill ppl.
7. dnt steel.
9. dnt lie re:bf.
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8, or orx, or dnkey. myob.

And it's signed Jamie Quatro.