Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Q & A with God

As part of one of our B'nai Mitzvah Academy presentations yesterday, the journalism elective presented questions and answers from their interview with God. Here is a sampling.

This is a very common question that needs to be answered: are you male or female?
Well, I am whatever you want me to be - whether it be male or female.

Why did you give humans freewill?
Because I believe the only way people can learn is from mistakes, and then they can make things better.

Are you happy with the world in its present state?
Yes and no. People have come quite a long way but they are wasting their time with things like electronics.

Do you believe that gay and lesbian marriage should be legal?
Absolutely, I created all people equal for a reason. They should be allowed to love whomever they want, male or female.

Is the Jewish religion doing anything wrong?
No, but I think people should accept different types of Judaism.

Are you superstitious?
Superstitions were made up by humans to try to explain my meanings.

Do you only answer prayers said in Hebrew?
No, because everyone should be able to pray and not everyone can speak Hebrew.

Who do you appear to?
Babies can see me. They forget as they grow.

Is Jesus really your son?
He is. All people are my children.

What do you do with your spare time?
I watch the world grow and struggle.

What do you do when we struggle?
I give people the wisdom they need to resolve the problems themselves.

We'd love to hear your questions! Leave them in the comment section.

1 comment:

Mark said...

I love these qusetions, and really appreciate the student's answers. Thanks for sharing.